bitch its cold outside
And also, my little brother is trying to convince me to audition for The Voice. Fuck it, maybe I will.
Daenerys Targaryen is a stone-cold bitch who loves hard drinking, big dicks and trouble. If she’s dead, it’s probably because she got wasted and offered the Grim Reaper a hand job or something.
— Jorah Mormont, A Dance with Dragons (via incorrectgotquotes)